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Posted on 15th Jul at 8:54 PM, with 374,461 notes
silversora:

"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."
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silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

Posted on 15th Jul at 8:53 PM, with 84,332 notes
clannyphantom:

i dont even know where to start
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clannyphantom:

i dont even know where to start

Posted on 15th Jul at 3:01 AM, with 204,401 notes
Today in “Unnecessarily Gendered Products” : White Now Men

gryffodair:

notgivingin-swim:

gryffodair:

THIS IS TOOTHPASTE FOR MEN

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OK first that looks weird

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…………. aaaaand this is disgusting

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………….wait

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WHAT THE FUCK

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whaaaaat ?

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that was weird ….

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posts like these make me wonder how that conversation went

"hey friend, I have an idea for a picture set on tumblr and I need you to help me"

that is pretty much how it went + I told him he needed to wear my tshirt

Posted on 15th Jul at 2:57 AM, with 374,889 notes

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

Posted on 15th Jul at 2:55 AM, with 167,714 notes

snowmura:

pika-shi:

snowmura:

im sorry son…tell your mother… i love h

itler x mami 

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wHAT THE FUC K

Posted on 15th Jul at 2:54 AM, with 242,248 notes

coffeeandcastiel:

austriea:

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

write a book

Posted on 15th Jul at 2:52 AM, with 154,894 notes
quadlutz:

drinkmasturbatecry:

nudityandnerdery:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

And, of course: "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

i’ll never forget the exchange “it’s unpleasantly like being drunk.” “what’s so unpleasant about being drunk?” “you ask a glass of water.”
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quadlutz:

drinkmasturbatecry:

nudityandnerdery:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

And, of course:

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

i’ll never forget the exchange “it’s unpleasantly like being drunk.” “what’s so unpleasant about being drunk?” “you ask a glass of water.”

Posted on 15th Jul at 2:37 AM, with 388,136 notes

heal-by-hope:

chickendips:

I was wating forever for this to come on my dash again.

I will seriously never not reblog this.

Posted on 15th Jul at 2:29 AM, with 399,285 notes
lovelyand-alone:

granguav:

wonderxbread:

sn4ke-eyes:

The loop is too fucking perfect.

i could just sit here and watch this for forever

this make my black ass wanna attempt this shit but end up dying instead 

This gives me that tummy feeling you get on rollercoasters

lovelyand-alone:

granguav:

wonderxbread:

sn4ke-eyes:

The loop is too fucking perfect.

i could just sit here and watch this for forever

this make my black ass wanna attempt this shit but end up dying instead 

This gives me that tummy feeling you get on rollercoasters

Posted on 15th Jul at 2:21 AM, with 394,857 notes

what-if-i-was-funny:

sawmuchded:

theprincessdiana:

can you paint with all the colors of the wind
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alright picasso calm down

Posted on 15th Jul at 2:18 AM, with 45,017 notes
tyrabankruptcy:

caliphorniaqueen:

and then there’s rihanna lol



I relate to Rihanna more tbh

tyrabankruptcy:

caliphorniaqueen:

and then there’s rihanna lol

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I relate to Rihanna more tbh

Posted on 15th Jul at 2:16 AM, with 52,110 notes

idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

Posted on 15th Jul at 2:10 AM, with 11,326 notes

vinebox:

Crazy girlfriends be like.

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